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Sunday, October 31, 2004
poor huang na. i'm really hoping that the body they found wasn't hers... =( please pray for her. GAH! that guy is a sicko. stupid sicko. stupid mr took the murderer. all these sick people like him and those terrorists should be sent to some disposal centre. 
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/114549/1/.html * r-: yessss sereneee. =) fix a date. haha gen: hahhhahha. yahhh. crazy peeps. cheryl: mmmmhmmm! hemhem. lets hope she doesn't see this or she'll get..hmm...more violent. maybe more voluptous!! i dunno how to spell lah. haha.=) weeLing: hellllooooooo weeeee liiiinnnggggggg!
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10:42 AM
poor huang na. i'm really hoping that the body they found wasn't hers... =( GAH! that guy is a sicko. stupid sicko. stupid mr took the murderer. all these sick people like him and those terrorists should be sent to some disposal centre.
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/114549/1/.html * r-: yessss sereneee. =) fix a date. haha gen: hahhhahha. yahhh. crazy peeps. cheryl: mmmmhmmm! hemhem. lets hope she doesn't see this or she'll get..hmm...more violent. maybe more voluptous!! i dunno how to spell lah. haha.=) weeLing: hellllooooooo weeeee liiiinnnggggggg!
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10:42 AM
Friday, October 29, 2004
wehhh wehhhh wehhhhh 2/4 is no more!! =( violently voluptous valarie came to my house yesterday after we took a bus with charmingly considerate cheryl. =) we pigged out and ate pasta and clam chowder! wheeeeee!! hahahhahaha. we watched a cinderella story, and i just realised that chad michael murray is like, WOOOO! *fans self* hahahah. then violent voluptous (sp?) valarie was like walking to the bus stop with me when we realised that she left her purple-y wallet at my house. haha. then we walked all the way back (BURN CALORIES!) to pick her wallet and in the end, my dad fetched her home because ' it was so dark and she might have gotten molested'. Lollll. =) thats the reason my parents give when i want to come back home after dark, so lame right?! hahah. i mean like, who is going to molest me? i'm not dressed sexily or anything, being the extremely decent person i am. =) hahahah. and i'm not like some pamela anderson or anything. akk enough of that. i shall go find another pack of HARIBO MEGA ROULETTE GUMMIES now! Wahhahahahaha.
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9:53 AM
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
wooooo. i didn't know tkgs was home to a bunch of goldfish murderers. hmmmmm. i was going home on the bus with my dear mabel yesterday when *gasp!* i discovered there were two sadistically sadistic sadists sitting behind me. here's a snippet of their conversation.... sadist 1: ehhhhh you know what i did to my goldfish..i boiled it. HAHAHAH sadist 2: UHHH really? (you'd expect her to say something like, 'so cruel!!!' but no.) SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAH sadist 1: yeahhh. it sort of started swimming around real fast flapping its gills then suddenly it turned white lor. (sick!!!) sadist 2: HAHHAHAHAHA. why don't you try frying it. *grins sadist 1: i can't. then it'll amount to like, 3 goldfish?? (mabel's and my eyes nearly pop out) sadist 2: huh really?? sadist 1: yeahhh. i cut up the first one and boiled the second one? sadist 2: ohh. sadist 1: yah. sadist 2: hahhahah orh okay lorh. isn't that so grosss???!!! i really pity her goldfish. hmmm. goldfishies are so cute. my results suck. somebody kill me please. =( NO TV, NO COM, NO GOING OUT, NO HP (they're cutting off my line today). like what sort of freak life is this?! ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. in case you're wondering, i'm at school now waiting for xinyiii wong to come so i can go home with her. pimple is going away!!!! =) ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. fish fish fish fish fish. i'm like so bloody pissed today. i dunno what's wrong with myself. a bunch of immature people pissed me of today. i won't really mention much lah, since it's over. grrrrrr. stupid people. grrrrrrrr. you think you own the world do you? you don't. * charmainee: it's over lahhh okay? forget ittt. cheryl: yepppeee i've linked you! my marks are shittty. =( r-: are you serene? hahah. no, they are nto traumatized. in fact..they ADORE me. hahahaha =) george: yah. eurgh. but it's going down now! wheeeeeeee simin: thankeww moin. =) i hope i remember. hahah PeiJun: want a barf bag? ;) jialing: thanks! =) yup it is working now. FINALLY. haha
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1:06 PM
Monday, October 25, 2004
=( tagboard isn't working! hmmmph. now i can't go on my dotdot tagging spree. haha. anyway, i'm addicted to haribo mega roulette gummies! they make me drool and everytime i see them i feel this magnetic force pulling myself towards them and the gummies sprout mouths and start shrieking 'EAT ME CHARLOTTE!! AIN'T I DELICIOUS? I'M IRRESISTABLE MWAHAHAHHAHAH". which means....*drumroll* i'm becoming a fat greedy ravenous glutton!!!! right now i am sitting in front of the comp and happily consuming a pack of my dear haribo mega roulette gummies. can you just imagine the vast amount of calories i am accumulating? devastating! it'll probably add to the lump of flab on my stomach. oh welll. vanish the thought. =) today, hwee ling told me that macs and burger king uses calf eyeballs in their patties! that's like so gross! imagine the eyes staring at you as you eat the burger. *shudder* calfs seem to be so populat. first they use calf rennet (calf guts) in cheese, and now the calf eyeballs.. yeeeuurggh! so now i shall check the contents of my haribo mega roulette jelly in case in contains a calf's *AHEM* HAHAHA. here goes! take a deep breath. woooo. glucose syrup,sugar,water,gelatin, citric acid,flavourings,vegetable oil,glazing agents(beeswax??!!and carnuaba wax),caramel syrup, colors. Wahahhahahaahha! my gummies are perfectly safe. =) nothing dangerous. YAYYY! who else is choosing biochem ss/lit and core history?
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5:53 PM
Saturday, October 23, 2004
helllooooo! i am charlotte chin's pimple. yes, you got it right, i am a pimple. a BIG one. i'm a blogging pimple too. =) anyway! i now inhabit her face ( i am right smack in the middle of her forehead) with gleeee! ohhhhh it is so fun watching her moan in agony and grief. i look WONDERFUL. she keeps trying to make me go away! but i SHAN'T. MWAHAHAHHAHA i will stay there forever! i aim to be the biggest zit in existence. in fact, i am actually vey big already, just a bit more to go. ohhhhh i hear charlotte moaning again! please excuse me while i grow bigger. until next time, charlotte chin's biggest zit. * noi: hahhahaha. thank you noi. =)
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10:31 AM
Friday, October 22, 2004
sorry for not updating. blahh. home comp crashed and i can update only when i go to my dad's office. =( my mum can't be bothered to repair it. in fact, she is gloating away about how she can take advantage of the situation to force me into doing more assessments! gahhhh. =( anyway. my final year exams are like *(%$6^%*%&^#^^@$! you get the idea. hahah. but i'm not really sure of what combo i should be taking.. dadadadada! well. have you ever dreamt of being a film director? charlottteeee chin can help you! all you need is: a torchlight, a few volunteers,a few hair acessories, a cam and a dark room! (preferably the volunteers should be children..) hemhem! it is absolutely free! now, first you deck your little siblings in your weird weird hair acessories to make them look, well...weird! then, turn of the lights. after which, you flick on the torchlight and ask your sibling to hold it facing up and ask him/her to make a really weird expression and start filming! I give you charlotte chin's first attempt at horror film making! =) dadadadada. 
wahahhahaha! doesn't it look freaky? okay. maybe not that freaky lahh. so now you know why the guy who made ju-on and the ring is filthy rich. and next! i give you....... 
aren't they so cute? the girl is called qianqian, and the other one is bingbing! yesssss everyyyone. they are liow xiao chun's siblings! aren't they cute? i'm smitten with them. hahahahaha. bingbing is the one who's in love with hazel. =) someone please kill me. my results are terrible. kill me please. thank you very much. KILL ME!! * george: ooh okay. LALLALALALALA =) yezi: hahahah yesss clay rocks. reneez: please kill me. my results are so *(%^ lorr. i wanna die . =( cheryl: hahahha. two words: yong en! =) shilbe: okayyyy i've relinked you!
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4:24 PM
Sunday, October 17, 2004
 oohhh i love this =)
<a href="http://bobbin-comic.com">read bobbin comic!a><br>
anddd everyone! check out darling melanienienienie kang's blog at loveable-mel.blogspot.com !!
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10:38 AM
Saturday, October 16, 2004
some jokes i found at talkingcock.com =) hahahah There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause. Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.... As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ .... Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner. ********************************************************************************** Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?" Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!" The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..." At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Ah Seng! Ah Pa is peeing in the refrigerator again!" *********************************************************************************** Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!" So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow. Just then, Maggi Mee walked round the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up. As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognise you, okay!" *********************************************************************************** One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions: MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA: Lamp Miss Malaysia: Light bulb Miss Singapore: LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lion Miss Malaysia: Leopard Miss Singapore: LABBIT Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified. Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lemon Miss Malaysia: Lychee Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN ! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance. Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lung (applause) Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause) Miss Singapore: LAN CHEOW ! Judge: ?????????!!!! *********************************************************************************** Two Hokkien pengs, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, got promoted from privates to corporals. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Ah Beng says, "Eh, Seng ah, there's the NCO Club. Let's go inside and togo." "But we all is plivate only, mah," protests Ah Seng. "No, we all is copler now," says Ah Beng, pulling him inside. Once inside the pub, Ah Beng says, "Okay, let's order some beer and togo!" "But we all is plivate!" says Ah Seng. "Piang eh, you cannot see, meh?" says Ah Beng, pointing to his stripes. "We all is copler now!" After leaving the NCO club, Ah Beng and Ah Seng go to Geylang. There, Ah Beng whistles at a hooker, but the hooker says, "Sorry, hor. Tonight cannot because I got gonorrhea." Ah Beng pulls Ah Seng to the side and say, "Eh, you go and check the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. It it's okay, give me the okay sign." Ah Seng goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Ah Beng a big thumbs-up. Three weeks later, Ah Beng is in the hospital with a severe case of gonorrhea. "Ni na beh," he scolds Ah Seng. "Why you tell me it's okay?" "Not my fault!" says Ah Seng. "In the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects the privates." Then he points to his stripes: "But we is copler now, mah!"
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7:25 PM
Thursday, October 14, 2004
went out with chun yesterday. wheeee! i bugged my mum for ages and she finally relented. YAYYY!!! =) yesterday was a very 'sway' day. what happened yesterday: (1) i got lost at boon keng mrt. (LOL) cos i didn't know where was the 31 bus stop that i could take back to school. (2) an ahma was looking for the bus stop too, so we looked together. (3) went to school but the back door was locked! =( (4) kept stepping on chun's toes. =) (5) stepped on an ah ma's toes in the bus. i mean, jumped on her toes! =x because i was having a 'who could go without holding the pole for the longest time in the bus without losing your balance' competition with shu wei and...the bus jerked..and i stepped on the ahma's toes! i'm so sorry, ahmah. (6) got laughed at by some cchm people on the bus for waving my fingers about. =x hahaha after that, went to tm, where we dawdled about for quite while with some other people, then went to chun's house. BINGBING IS SO CUTE!! I LOVE XIAO CHUN'S BROTHER! =) oh my goodness i am smitten with her brother. he's so shuai! (he's K2. hahaah) that means...*horrified gasp* charlotte chin is a paedophile! qianqian (her sister) is very cute too. hahah Valarie- Xiao Chun Vincent- Bingbing Violet- QianQian Victor- i dunno! haha so cute right? all the letter Vs. =) Vincent has a 'girlfriend' called Hazel (he whinges whenever you mention her name) who told him she loved him and yah. so he has a girlfriend. so cute right! Charlotte: So how's Hazel? Vincent: NNGG!!! *flails arms around Charlotte: Is HAZEL pretty? Vincent: NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!! *blush Charlotte: Where's HAZEL? Vincent: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! (runs away giggling) so cute right? i want a brother like that too! one day , i will kidnap him from chun's house! SHHHHH don't tell her. =)
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9:56 AM
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
FREEDOM! well, not really. =( mother dear says i can't go out anymore till my results are out, and she is very certain i will fail. what the...??!! hmmmph. oh well. at least i get to use the computer. hahah.. anddddd if any of you get this file called funny.exe, DO NOT OPEN IT BECAUSE IT IS A VIRUS. it crashed my com. i'm using my dad's com now, but it's better anyway. haah. my stupid old ancient com was half dead anyway. and i have an excuse to go to his nice air con office!!! =) instead of being cooped and being depressed in my house. la la la la la! went to parkway yesterday, i think i didn't go there for ages and just sort of dawdled around with joelle and jacqueline for about 5 hours. saw so many greenn people at parkway. =) as my mother will say 'what a waste of time! what do you do? eat and window shop!5 hours! you could have done...errr...5 chapters! must as well come home and study and finish your mathematics and chinese assessment books! you haven't finished it yet! huhh!! huhhhh!!' .... and i have to finish my stupid assessment books which have been sitting on my shelf for like the whole year to 'bai3 mei; before i can go out!! what the...??!! well, that's the same as being grounded, except that it is called 'being hardworking.' nehhhnehhh. killll timeee!! i shall change my template. wheeeee! *2.45pm i changed the template! wheeeeeeeeee. *whisks old template away LALLALALALALAAL
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9:27 AM
Friday, October 08, 2004
DAVID YEO IS OUT!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. =( i'm going on a hunger strike in protest! hmph! hahaha. i sound like a groupie. *shudder. i'm supposed to be mugging, but my little fingers led me to the comp and here i am now! =) oh well. the exam papers so far were okay. but i think i will definitely flunk the chinese compo, because my chinese is extremely atrocious. i wrote some enid blyton-ish story about the simplicity of happiness. i can imagine the marker shaking her head as she marks my paper and giving me a bigggg biggg ostrich egg on the 'zhong fen' area. xinyi came to my house on thur to 'revise' lit, and we ended up sleeping instead. hahahaha. talk about slacking! please please please let the exams pass us by soon. * shilbe: thanks! =) cheryl: hahaha. i think vincent ng is okayyy lah. but he's a bit ah seng.. =) reneez: i hope so! haha thanks =)
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1:15 PM
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